Top 10 STEM Puns

Much to the chagrin of friends and colleagues, I’m always up for a good pun. They are quick, witty and usually quite smart. Plus, some of the smartest ones can include Science, Technology, Engineering, or even Math. Today, we will cover ENGINEERING.com’s top 10 STEM Jokes. Please let us know your favourites in the comments below for a follow up.

10. What do Batman and 15 Sodium atoms have in common?

                NaNaNaNaNa NaNaNaNaNa NaNaNaNaNa BATMAN!

9. Why did the electron throw up?

                He was spinning.

8. Man I really like that band 1023MB. You probably haven’t heard of them though.

They didn’t have a gig yet.

7. What did the electrical engineer say when he got shocked?

                That hertz.

6. What did the tectonic plates say to each other after the earthquake?

                It’s not my fault man!

5. Why was the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?

                He had more degrees.

4. How did the Mathematician spend his night with his wife?

                Tangent to all her curves.

3. What did the structural engineer say to the architect?

                Nice buttress.

2. A physicist gets pulled over. The Cop says, “Do you know how fast you were going!?”

                Physicist says, “No, but I know exactly where I was.”

1. How do you know the photon crossed the road?

                Because you saw it.